|Posted on September 29, 2014 at 1:00 PM||comments (0)|
ETC 27: VOODOO ZOMBIE PIRATE FREAKOUT! HALLOWEEN SPECIAL
THEME: “Voodoo Zombie Pirate Freakout!”
Arrr me undead harties! The time has come for ETC’S HALLOWEEN CELEBRATION. We’re raising the black flag over a sea of blood! Raised by ancient VOODOO MAGICK, the LIVING DEAD have found their way onto a PIRATE SHIP of death. BUCCANEERS battle ZOMBIES. PIRATES are succumb to VOODOO CURSES. MAGIC PEOPLE, VOODOO PEOPLE. Shiver me timbers. Feast on me innards. Can anyone say BRAIIINSS?!?!?!
RESIDENTS ACROSS 2 FLOORS
(Analog Techno / Dirty Electronics)
(Afrobeat / Sambabass)
(Electro / Industrial)
VISUALS by DisCreation
(Hardtek / Frenchtek)
(Bassy Boogie Breaks)
(Horror Tek / Grotty House)
(Metal / Jungle)
VISUALS by VJ MAVDOG
Dress up for cheap entry
£7 (Infected) £5 (Infectious)
£1 OFF FOR MEMBERS
FRIDAY OCTOBER 31ST. 11:00 - 3:00AM
THE MASH HOUSE
37 Guthrie Street, Edinburgh, EH1 1JG
|Posted on June 25, 2014 at 8:20 AM||comments (0)|
FESTIVAL SPECIAL! LATE LICENCE!
2 ROOMS OF BASS TEKNO AND HARDCORE
Dress up for cheap entry
£7 (Game over) £5 (Game on)
£1 OFF FOR MEMBERS
THEME: “The Tekno Arcade”
UP, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, hold START and press A. Use your cheat code to get into THE TEKNO ARCADE a 16 bit wonderland of video game insanity. ALL YOUR BEATS ARE BELONG TO US so we’re calling out for STAGGERING STREET FIGHTERS, PIXELATED PRINCESSES and BONUS BOMBERMEN. Leap down our WARP PIPE, RAID OUR TOMB and listen to our EVIL RESIDENTS it’s gonna be one hell of a night!
(Lovely techno beats)
VJ MAVDOG DisCreation
|Posted on March 17, 2014 at 10:55 AM||comments (0)|
2ND BIRTHDAY PARTY BANK HOLIDAY EXTRAVAGANZA!!!
Dress up for cheap entry:
£7 (fished up) / £5 (dished down)
MEMBERS HALF PRICE
ETC’S 2nd birthday celebration will be a an underwater party filled with fantastically fishy fun! This is a call out to MERMAIDS, SQUIDS and OTTERS. To PARTY SHARKS, DEEP SEA DIVERS and THE MIGHTY WALRUS! Audiovisual treats will be spread out over two rooms: the bright and bouncy REEF and the dark depths of THE TRENCH:
ROOM 1 - THE TRENCH:
(Deathchant / Planet Mu)
Alias23 vs Dm Tpot
(back to back hardcore)
TOXICOLOGIST vs ZONK
ROOM 2 - THE REEF:
Luka vs KORNO
(live bass music)
Visuals supplied by Mavdog Visuals
|Posted on January 16, 2014 at 5:05 PM||comments (0)|
31st Jan 2014 @ Henry's Cellar Bar 23:00-03:00
Can Edinburgh's most deliciously dysfunctional residents forsake discord and learn to dance to the same happy tune?
Wonky welcomes you back after the Festive Period for another installment of hard core nonsense and shenanigans. Hope to see you all there.
4 pound before 12 and 5 after
music policy = hardtek, acid and kore
theme-celtic 4 quid all night in a kilt
11-12,30 luka b2b alias 23
2-3 alias 23
|Posted on November 17, 2013 at 11:45 AM||comments (0)|
31st Dec 23:00 - 05:00 @ Henry's Cellar Bar
£6 (Rudolph) £8 (Grinch) £1 OFF FOR MEMBERS!
Merry X-Mess and a wonky new year! The ETC crew are happy to head back to Henry’s Cellar Bar for a fun filled night of festive frolics! This is a Christmas party gone all sorts of wrong. We’re looking for BAD SANTAS, WRECKED REINDEER, ECTO-ELVES and pretty much anything COVERED IN TINSEL. This has been a hell of a year, let’s see it off with a bang!
DJ WOTTA MESS
(Don't Radio Show/ Twisted Giblet Radio)
ZERKSIS / CHEESUS SLICED SUPERTARD
ALIAS23 / MORPHAMISH [live] / TOXICOLOGIST / STEVOID
Facebook Event page
|Posted on October 19, 2013 at 1:25 PM||comments (0)|
15th Nov 23:00-03:00 @ Teviot Underground
£4 (Doctor) £6 (Who?)
It’s 50 years since a grumpy old codger stole a time machine and started a very British institution: ETC! Only joking, however, the ETC team are very excited to celebrate 50 years of Doctor Who. This month we’re going all WIBBLY WOBBLY TIMEY WIMEY for a night that’s bigger on the inside than it is on the outside. Costume wise were hoping for all ELEVEN DOCTORS (and their many sexy COMPANIONS) as well as any of the myriad of monsters that includes DALEKS, CYBERMEN, WEEPING ANGELS or anything else that might make you HIDE BEHIND THE SOFA!
|Posted on October 8, 2013 at 10:55 PM||comments (0)|
ETC22 Gender Blender II - 23:00 - 03:00 - 18th October 2013 @ Teviot Underground
It's back! ETC's gender blender is going into overdrive and this time it's war. DRAG QUEEN DJ'S vs CHICKS WITH DEX battling away in a cage, or mud, or baked beans or something. Expect a night of sleazy beats, pimped out bass, smudged make up and drunken fumbles. Girls get your beard on. Guys get your frock on. Let's break some boundaries!
Alias 23 v Ma Bla / / Stevoid v Wonksie
Visuals VJ Mavdog
|Posted on September 22, 2013 at 1:00 PM||comments (0)|
Wonky has gone TERROR. All your favourite mashwonk superstar in a basement getting balls deep in wonk for your raving pleasure wonk.
VIDEO TRAILER> http://youtu.be/t6_rDmnqJnc
1:30-3am ::::::: Thorpey (off me nut, Mutant Bass Records, Bass Hound, Sema 4, Diggin It, Horror Boogie/Sheffield)
11:50-12:40 :::::: Ataraxi (Structural Damage /Belgium)
12:40-1:30 :::::: Perished Gussets (Perished Gussets /Glasow)
11-11:50 ::::::: Fazzil Balti (SYS /Edinburgh)
Thorpey has been playing all the big gigs from Boomtown to Bangface this year. Expect the uplifting and the firm, check his release and sound cloud! This will be a rocking 90min!
Live Acid Jungle direct from Brussels! Superbly produced energetic beats for your dancewonk pleasure
Perished Gussets allegedly squatting an abandoned branch on Blockbuster in South West Glasgow and claiming multiple pensions acquired through countless prostitution scams known locally as 'gammy rams'. The duo will be doubling their medication to bring you a very high octane performance. NO GENRE OR GUSSET IS SAFE!
Check out their sordid previous:
And kicking it all off with the D & B is Fazzil Balti aka the artist formerly known as Messy Chris
**> Visuals by Mavdog Visuals <**
|Posted on September 3, 2013 at 12:10 PM||comments (0)|
20th Sept 2013 @ Teviot Row House (Underground)
We're breaking prohibitions and inhibitions at Teviot Underground! Don't tell the feds but we'll be serving up BOOTLEG BEATS, ELECTROWING, CHARLESTON CORE and FUNKY FOXTROTS. GANGSTERS and MOLLS, RUMRUNNERS and MOONSHINERS, FLAPPERS, DAPPERS & BOHEMIAN DANCERS! Come indulge in glitz, glamour, good living and all that jazz!
ASBO (Pedigree Scum)
Plus Residents Stevoid, Morphamish [live], Luka and Alias23
Visuals VJ Mavdog
£4 (Swingin) £6 (Hingin) (£1 off for members)
MEMBERS AND STUDENTS £1 B4 MIDNIGHT!
|Posted on July 17, 2013 at 12:35 PM||comments (0)|
The summer is here and wonky is back with another WONKY night of BANGING BEATS from Edinburgh's finest DJ's!!!!!
Friday 26th July 11pm - 3am
11 - 12 Octo Phant ( SyS ) https://soundcloud.com/octophant
12 - 1 Alias23 (PedSkum/ETC) https://soundcloud.com/alias23
1 - 2 Phonograph (6anon) https://soundcloud.com/phonograph
2 - 3 Morphamish (ETC) https://soundcloud.com/morphamish
Entry £4 Before 12 - £5 After
Dress up encouraged!!!
More details tbh..